Hahaha so I wanted to send you some of Bill's drunk tweets, he is drunk with Dan and Jon right now and I just love when Bill gets drunk because he always tweets and it's funny. Sometimes he tweets so much people un-follow him, and others he warns people ahead of time he is gonna drink so they can block his twitter for the night haha.
severedhand: Father, I am drunkd
severedhand: WHAT THE FUCK BOOOOOOM
IamPat28: @severedhand oh man why what I miss? I'm excited for drunk Bill tweets!
severedhand: @iampat28 SHUT THE FUCK UP
severedhand: Rebealinf secrets to dan and jonb. Dunno jow I feel about this
severedhand: Jonb and Dank cutme off FUCK THEM SO HARD GIMME MORE FRTNKS PLZ
severedhand: I'm WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOOOAHHH OHJHHHHJHJHGG
severedhand: Jonbvs dog is so angry
severedhand: Jonbs angry dog ois stalking me
davetorosian: I really wish I was drunk with @severedhand right now.
severedhand: @davetorosian dude no I'm oin jons jouse and nothong males sense and his dog disappeared but she wants to kill me I promise
Hahaha so good. I hope he tweets more tonight.
Also, He texted this to Garrett: I will drink your children. + rum
I love you so much! AHHH SO MUCH! LIKE IT'S INSANE!